The Dirt Says Hot, The Label Says NINETEEN!!! ( for those of you who don't know my age)

Oh no, its here again,
The aging of my brain.
The time when people pat my back,
And I hope that I'm not cracked.

The time when my feet starts to tingle,
And my face grows another wrinkle.
And everyday I check my hair,
And start to pray that its still there.

Or when I look at the mirror,
And pray I don't see another horror.
Of the huge, red, bulging pimple,
Thats just right above my lovely dimple.

But by and by of everyday,
What can I do, What can I say.
Just hope that age doesn't get in the way,
Just wishing myself...

A GREAT BIG BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO,

SHAUN,SHEEPZ,SUPERSHAUN,SUPERSHEEP AND ALL THE OTHER ME.

Savour the Flavour of Shaun

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgiPut your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Today's Shaun, since 1903.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Drink a pint of Shaun a day.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Every kiss begins with a Shaun.

4. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Shaun.

5. To someone you dislike?
There's only one Shaun.

6. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The too good to hurry Shaun.

7. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Is Shaun in you??

8. You're failing a subject, you say...
Fall into the Shaun.

9. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Your never alone with a Shaun.

10. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Do the Shaun.

11. What are the best words to describe you?
You deserve a Shaun today.

12. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Great Shaun. Great times.

13. Your last words before you die...
Only Shaun has the answer.

14. Your message to a special someone..
Shaun : The other White meat.

15. Title of this post will be...
Savour the Flavour of Shaun

I tag: Just go and do it and have a great laugh. Haha.

TODAY!!!

Today was unlike any other day,
It was as if the clouds just parted away,
Revealing the warmth of our glorius sun,
Making my day bright and full of fun.

Today was just like everyday,
Maybe its special but what more could I say,
Its dull and glum, All boring and grey,
I wonder what could make it gay.

Today could not be like yesterday,
As it is clearly a different day,
A reset button on yesterday,
A new set of numbers, 24 hours a day.

Today might be like the next day,
Full of mysteries and people we can say hey,
What would it be like if the world ended today,
It could be today, tomorrow or even yesterday.

Today was made especially,
By God Almighty for you and me,
So best foot forward no grumpy ol' face,
And spread the joy and loving grace.

6AC!!! the best in the world!!!

LET'S PARTY!!!

THORN AMONG ROSES???

LET'S COUNT!!!(0,1,2,3,4,5)

THE MCA ( and most noisiest) GROUP

BAD BOYS!!! BAD BOYS!!!

MY CLASS PEEPS!!!

one guess where am I

GRAND REUNION!!!!

YO!!! For all you JS people that haven't read your mails GO DO IT NOW!!! TOP PRIORITY!!!

Happy Parent's Day!!!

A is for the answers,

You always seem to have,

B is for the blessings,

You showered over me.

C is for care,

From the day I was born,

D is for the dreams,

That seems to fill my head.

E is for efficiency,

You worked day and night,

F is for the fears,

That you took away from me.

G is for girl,

The first in my life,

H is for the hugs and kisses,

Whenever I cried.

There is no I,

For you were selfless,

J is for jewel,

The apple of my eye.

K is for kindness,

You seem to have each day,

L is for love,

Never failing never ending.

M is for Mummy!!!

The one and only,

N is for nursing,

All my hurts and wounds.

O is for number 1,

The best in the world,

P is for patience,

An enduring trait.

Q is for you,

The queen of my heart,

R is for rest,

That I've found in you.

S is for me!!!

The third in the family,

T is for Teacher,

My favourite one.

U is for universe,

You were my world,

V is for very,

Very,very special.

W is for wonderful,

The original wonder-woman,

X is for my mistakes,

Hurtful and painful.

Y is yummy,

The food on the table,

And Z is for zillion,

The pardons I was given.

Now I know my A,B,C's

Which Mummy Dearest thought to me.

P.S: I know its a 'little' late for mother's day but what the heck, I think Everyday Should be Mother'S Day!!!

So Lets give a great big shout

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!

P.S.S: Words on the poem can be changed for Father's Day as well. Just use your brains. Haha.

Zip-Zap-Zup

Haha. I guess the only way to make me update my blog is to tag the Sheep eh.Haha.Aight..Here goes:

Zapped by Miss Kuantan and Windy Dee:

1. Who are you?

Definitely not a spy-wer.

2. Are we friends?

Nope. Not friends but almost kinda sorta family!!
3. When and how did we meet?

YLDP and JS'08( the best ever!!!)
4. Did you like me at all?

Abo-leh.
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

Lovely lady Miss Kuantan (da name explains it all).

Wern-duh.Haha.
6. Describe me in one word.

Loo-vely. Elec-twick.

7. What was your first impression?

Tall!!!

How arm I soup-posed to pwo-nounce your name anyway???
8. Do you still think that way about me now?

Yes and No
9. What reminds you of me.

Food and Peter Pan!!!
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?

A lame joke.

11. How well do you know me?

You answer it first.
12. When's the last time you saw me?

10 months ago??
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

Is nothing something??

14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?

Post what in where??
15. What is my best attribute?

OOOSSTT!!!

I ZIP...
1. BOSS...Hugo

2. Hawt..HON

3. Mis-Press...Denise

4. Joanne

5.Un Penan-g gal..Carol Lee

Of Rains and Bows

I liken myself to that of colours,

Contrasting and empowering,

Subtle and overwhelming.

Peaceful yet at war,

A portrait not many adore,

Alone while with others,

A multitude of colours.

Strokes of brilliance,

Brushes of a genius,

Mixtures of a fool,

Sometimes just a tool.

Never at harmony,

Thinking logically,

Solitude is my fortitude.

PANG KEH LIAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALOHA ME AMIGOS!!! BUENOS NOCHES....GUDENTHART.....BON VOYAGE...AU REVOIR...JEM A PEL....J'ADOR....OHAIYO...OGENKI DESKA.....OLA SENOIR EL SENOIRA....LET'S HAVE NACHOS AND BURITOS AND PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG COZ ITS DA HOLS!!!!!! YEA BABES!!!!! I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN. ITS DA HOLIDAYS!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! OOOSSTTT!!!!!!

gomen na-SAI!!!!!!!!

Sorry my faithful fans for not updating my blog. But I had some technical errors. My computer got a flu. Very high fever also. So I had to have it quarantined. So here is my latest update...

HI!!!

JS people!!!! part 1

Its that time of the year again where you look in the mirror and say "Hey,isn't today special?"And it really is special...to some.Today marks the 1st anniversary of my Jeremiah School.Even though we maybe last years JS but we will always be this year's friends!!!And so,in remembrance of our time together I shall do my best to say something bout each and everyone of you.Here goes...(Its gonna be 1 heck of a long post)

KokoBert

To some you may be just a guy,

Plain and simple nothing special,

But to us a teacher,

A mentor and leader.

Quin-che

You will always be our principal,

Stern and strict but always caring,

Your love for us never ending,

And so JS will be ever-lasting.

Austin

The single and handsome,

Surely available,

With a smile and your words,

You share your widsom and knowledge.

Shu Yi

Words will never say,

What a friend you truly are,

Always ready to give a hand,

And almost leg to a dog!!

WormZ

What a guy!!

Squirming and wriggling,

Loud and funny,

My brother always be.

Tiffany

Cute and funny,

You'll always be,

Always around and never a square,

Creating joy here and everywhere.

Wen Dee

My sister in crime,

For being lame,

Mad and crazy,

But always sane.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Its the new year already...So fast..Time sure flies.It almost feels like yesterday I was just getting ready to leave my home for Jeremiah School and now we are last years JS,not this years JS anymore.But nonetheless,its 2009 already,time to let go of the past that is 2008 and live for the future which is 2009.Keep moving forward!!!!Let's kickstart the year by making or renewing our commitment to God,family,friends and ourselves and not make resolutions that we cant keep or remember to keep.So,put your best foot forward and KEEP MOVING FORWARD!!!

JS'08!!

What would 2008 be without my Js people who gave more then friendship to me.Guys...Just wanna thank you for always being there for me always.Don't stop laming and Ooosstt!!!-ing for God!!!

A footprint in the sand,

Our friendship will never end.

Forever it will last,

Many minds it will blast.

Like flowers it will bloom,

And take away our gloom.

For all of us are God's creation,

Perfect and simple,a wonderful addition.

As sure as the sun will rise,
I'll cherish you guys all of my life.

For through it all we live and we learn,

Against all odds a friend I've earned.

What else could it be,
But God's love for you and me.

That brought us together,
To be a family.

MY HOT,COLD,CHIUN,LAME AND WADEVA ELSE OHANA!!!
JEREMIAH SCHOOL 2008!!!

OOOSSTT!!!!
BAA!!!

Sweet Sweet Memories....

Meet the Kids!!!!

Cute aren't they!!!

Look!!! I got a feather!!!

And the gal you guys have been dying to know bout....

MY KAMPUNG GAL!!!!!

Mel's kampung boy!!!....and also my best friend!!!

Rockstar in the making!!!

It's a tough battle but....

I WON!!!!

Rescue the beauty.....again

Who wanna jump???

I'll do it!!!

Claypot Kijang Rice!!!

Look at me!!!I'm Penan!!!

Smellzzz yer laterzzzz!!!!!

Woohoo!!!Off to college camp and to catch a few of me old pals.Try not to miss me too much.Haha.Baa!!!Ooosstt!!!

Aye,matey!!!

Yo ho! Yo ho!

A Penan's life for me.

We travel the river by boat alot,

No worries me love,yo ho.

We hunt for our food,

And walk with our feet,

No worries me love,yo ho.

Yo ho! Yo ho!

A Penan's life for me.

We play when we want

And do what we need,

No worries me love,yo ho.

Our noons are so hot,

And our nights are so cool,

No worries me love,yo ho.

Yo ho! Yo yo!

A Penan's life for me.

We jump from a tree,
We hunt and we hike,

No worries me love,yo ho.

We take our own time,
To move and to rhyme,

No worries me love,yo ho.

Yo ho! Yo ho!

A Penan's life for me.

Just some random updates...

Back from Lg Lamai for almost a whole week now and yet the things we did and shared together with oursleves and the people in there are still fresh in my mind.Ah yes..The laidbackness of waiting for things to happen,the scrumptousness of the food,the innocent and thrilled faces of the kids....etc.etc.And in a few days,I'll be off to KL again for college camp.Anyway, just some words of thanks to all you people whom has remembered me in your prayers while I was in the middle of somewhere.Thanks to your prayers nothing serious but life-threatening happened....TWICE!!!What!?You might ask.But all shall be revealed in due time.I ask that you be patient and continue to wait.

CHILL OUT,RELAX AND WAIT FOR THINGS TO HAPPEN.

NO PRESSURE,NO STRESS.

Return of the Sheep!!!

Haiz..So sad to be back but what can I do.No power against time.Its been a wonderful 2 weeks for my body and spirit.It has refreshed my soul and renewed my mind.Blogs on the trips will depend on how fast the pics come.But heres a summary.

A 9-hour road trip through bumpy and vomitable roads(though I slept like a baby) took u somewhere near Lg. Puak where we took a 45mins++ boat ride to Lg Lamai.Introduced to the village.Walked around seeing the sights.Fun places,Serious places,Spiritual places...etc,etc.Saw a few cute,pretty,handsome,yeng...etc,etc faces.Faces which I will never forget.After that the days were followed by mixing and mingling with the people.A 2-hour boat ride took us back out into the modern world to Lg Banga and lastly about 1-hour plane out of the jungle and permanent farewell to my newest bestest of best friends.

P.S: I'm still waiting for things to happen :)

Tagged your it!!

Instructions:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you wish were true.
Leave the fibs alone.
Then, poke 5 people to do the same test.
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I’m 170cm tall.
I don’t know what I want at the moment.
I’m not happy.
I hate my friends.
I hate my life.
I hate my grades.
He drives.
I’m bored of driving.
I have a white handbag.
I love dancing.
I go clubbing every week.
Shopping is bullshit.
I have a tattoo of a star.
I got my navel pierced.
I have friends that take drugs.
90% of my friends smoke.
I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty.
I’m studying Fashion.
I have a business running.
I hate cartoons.
I hate someone.
I have 10 Guess handbags.
I buy CLEO every month.
My parents don’t know about my blog.
I have an iPod.
I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
My school mates know about my blog.
I wanted to be a fashion designer.
I love rock emo bands.
I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
I’m a rebel.
I’m starting to like wearing dresses.
I don’t believe in love.
High school's filled with drama.
My parents have faith in me.
I’ve bought shoes this month.
A blogger bitched about me before.
I hate sports.
I heart Italian food.
I hate meeting new people.
I hate nail polish.
The mother bear gives me hugs.
People should start appreciating me.
High school was the worst time of my life.
I have red hair.
One Utama is my second home.
I’m a guy.
I’m scared of my Biology exam.
I hate vacations.
We’ll last.
I believe in long distance relationships.
I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.
I’ve robbed an old lady.
I’m starting to like applying make-up.
I was a tomboy.
At times I think I still am a tomboy.
I love bitching about people behind their backs.
I still have a best friend.
I have a cat.
I hate surprise parties.
I hate planning parties.
I’m hot.
I’m a sinner.
I’ve got a DS/DS light.
I have a Wii.
I can live without music.
Video games are a waste of time.
I miss the father bear.
I love being in love.
I know how to cook.
I have 100% freedom.
Boys are assholes.
I hate Math.
I love horror films.
I’m happy with what I have.
I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
My old friends keep in touch with me.
I don’t read newspapers.
The news is such a waste of time.
Blogging is a waste of time.
I hate animals.
I can’t live without make-up.
I curse like a pirate.
I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
I hate people that are smart.
I love Apple Juice.
I can’t drink for nuts.
I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.
I’ve got a new phone.
I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
I love swimming.

I haven’t worked out since March.

I think I’m fat.
I love my friends and family.
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Poking:
~Andrew Wong
~Addison Ooh
~Joanne Lim
~Denise Song
~Whoever that wanna do this tag

Free at last!!!

3...2...1....RRRRIIIINNNGGG!!!!Pieces of paper can be seen flying evrywhere.Shouts of joy soon join the papers in the air.Finally,the day,the hour,the moment has come at last.FREEDOM!!!No more exams.No more sitting down quietly and staring at the question papers with blank expressions.Its all over.Yea!!!Now i can sit back,relax and do what I like best.....Nothing!!!Haha.But I can't really enjoy my holidays much coz pretty soon I have to play dress-up and act for a sketch for the Joy Camp for my church kids.Then its off to KL for the missions briefing where I will most probably be thought on how to eat bugs,worms and other gross stuff before I venture out into the unknown that is Sarawak Jungle to talk the Penans.After that,have to practice superly hard for carolling.A time where I get to eat for free!!!After a little bit pf performance.Haha.What could be better then that.Free FOOD!!!Haha.

Oh yea!!!Wonderful wonderful holidays.