The Dirt Says Hot, The Label Says NINETEEN!!! ( for those of you who don't know my age)

Oh no, its here again,
The aging of my brain.
The time when people pat my back,
And I hope that I'm not cracked.

The time when my feet starts to tingle,
And my face grows another wrinkle.
And everyday I check my hair,
And start to pray that its still there.

Or when I look at the mirror,
And pray I don't see another horror.
Of the huge, red, bulging pimple,
Thats just right above my lovely dimple.

But by and by of everyday,
What can I do, What can I say.
Just hope that age doesn't get in the way,
Just wishing myself...

A GREAT BIG BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO,

SHAUN,SHEEPZ,SUPERSHAUN,SUPERSHEEP AND ALL THE OTHER ME.

Savour the Flavour of Shaun

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgiPut your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Today's Shaun, since 1903.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Drink a pint of Shaun a day.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Every kiss begins with a Shaun.

4. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Shaun.

5. To someone you dislike?
There's only one Shaun.

6. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The too good to hurry Shaun.

7. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Is Shaun in you??

8. You're failing a subject, you say...
Fall into the Shaun.

9. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Your never alone with a Shaun.

10. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Do the Shaun.

11. What are the best words to describe you?
You deserve a Shaun today.

12. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Great Shaun. Great times.

13. Your last words before you die...
Only Shaun has the answer.

14. Your message to a special someone..
Shaun : The other White meat.

15. Title of this post will be...
Savour the Flavour of Shaun

I tag: Just go and do it and have a great laugh. Haha.

TODAY!!!

Today was unlike any other day,
It was as if the clouds just parted away,
Revealing the warmth of our glorius sun,
Making my day bright and full of fun.

Today was just like everyday,
Maybe its special but what more could I say,
Its dull and glum, All boring and grey,
I wonder what could make it gay.

Today could not be like yesterday,
As it is clearly a different day,
A reset button on yesterday,
A new set of numbers, 24 hours a day.

Today might be like the next day,
Full of mysteries and people we can say hey,
What would it be like if the world ended today,
It could be today, tomorrow or even yesterday.

Today was made especially,
By God Almighty for you and me,
So best foot forward no grumpy ol' face,
And spread the joy and loving grace.